Keep and Bear
Your right to protect yourself is like a muscle; you must exercise it, or it will wither away and die. You must be prepared to be your own first responder.
Sheep get slaughtered when wolves rule the night
and cast an evil shadow that imitates the light.
Prophetic are the days and ways of evil all around us.
Identify the warning signs uniting to surround us.
Seeing only the visual predetermined material leaves a void in the peripheral nutrition of the mind.
And the absence of resistance toward a uniformed existence just perpetuates the instance of stagnation by design.
Voice of Wisdom
Endless are the ramblings of the immature and weak.
When the wise have nothing to say, they're quite content to just not speak.
I never metamorphosis I didn't like.
Frisbee of Life
Some days I feel like the slippery slime on the fang gnarled Frisbee of life.
Plan your plan and work your work and work it unimpeded.
Proceed with the proceedings 'till you've successfully succeeded.
If you cannot close your eyes and see it, you'll never open your eyes and have it.
Patriotic pro-Americans are the defenders and proponents of a united melting pot. Anti-Americans are the agents behind a systematic meltdown leading to a smoldering caldron of devastation and chaos.
A Matter of Finches
The finch that flies fastest and farthest flathats furthermore by faith than frail feathers.
Handle with Care
Be gentle when dealing with anti-American traitors. Of course, we will put them in orange jump suits and lead them to their execution, but we must be careful not to hurt their poor widdle wiberal feewings.
Foresight and preparation are the hallmarks of wisdom.
Firm is the grip and strong is the arm that maintains its grasp on liberty and truth. Never again can America lower her guard and allow the septic sewage of anti-American Marxism to contaminate her foundations of limited government and individual sovereignty.
A person with no integrity is like a riverbed with no water; both are not worth a dam(n).
I prefer to discuss my private life over a steaming hot cup of none of your damn business.
There’s a reason why low price and poor quality are both called cheap.
The Marxist insanity in America has left me speechless. I am literally speechless. I could spend hours expounding on how speechless I am.
Leftist lunacy is no match for a clever wit, combined with a keen understanding of history and truth.
I suck at spitting. I blame myself. I never spent time practicing.
Truth and history, now and then, keeps evil from the wisest men.
I’ve heard silence is a wonderful thing. But I’ve never seen it myself.
I don’t believe in ghosts. But I know for a fact they believe in me.
My life’s goal is to someday understand everything I know.
It is futile to think you can reason with the unreasonable.
OH NO! Climate change is looming. We are doomed!
Every human must be exterminated or we’re all going to die!
The only thing bipartisan in Congress is their collective evil.
Body of Evidence
One can easily assume the left is proud of being ignorant and anti-American. After all, they certainly do provide ample evidence, on a daily basis, to validate such an assumption.
CNN much? MSNBC much? Abort much? Carl Marx much?
A Lofty Goal
Pray for the day when there is no left left and everything will be alright.
I feel I’m becoming a bit indecisive, but I’m not sure.
Safe Space Cadets
We don’t live in fear. We’re just always afraid something is going to scare us.
Final Resting Place
Mainstream Media: where truth and common sense go to die.
If the climate change crisis is real, I’ll barbeque one of my purple unicorns.
Where There’s Smoke
The Democrat Party is to America as arson is to the fire department.
I would rather lament about having tried and failed, than having failed to try.
Government Job Application
“Pleez hier me. I beeza mart soshalist. I, like, goed to collej and whatever.”
Ears Wide Open
The best conversationalists are excellent listeners.
Learn to be an anti-American Marxist; enroll in a college or university today.
Support your local anti-American Socialist. They’re entitled to what you’ve earned.
Hey kids, be an anti-American Marxist so you can become a tenured college professor and never have to work.
Speak My Mind
Free speech is a right and nobody better say otherwise.
A gun permit is a contradiction of terms.
I only call them anti-Americans because I was raised not to use profanity.
Free universal healthcare is in the Constitution; right there with free college, free mansions, free golden Cadillacs, free gender change surgery, universal safe space protection, free unicorn rides to the moon and universal “Free Willie” movies.
Treasonous politicians are great at dodging questions. I wonder what else they can dodge.
Turn a Blind Eye
If we overlook their BS, their treason, their murders, their corruption and their overall evil, anti-Americans are not that bad really.
Barry Soetoro [aka Barack Hussein Obama] was the greatest black, Marxist, treasonous, Kenyan-born, anti-American President in American history.
Apparently, the realm of truth, liberty and the rule of law is not for the weak-minded.
Slippery When Left
Anti-Americans believe right vs wrong is on a sliding, progressive scale.
Protect and Defend
No greater obligation exists than to shield societies from their inevitable self-destruction.
Absolute deception deceives absolutely.
Stupidity is as stupidity votes.
Elect constitutional, limited government, free market patriots. Vote for integrity, character, honor and selfless servitude.
The future of America and the free world depends on it.
Never trust the left to do the right thing.
Support tyranny, poverty and blind stupidity; vote Democrat.
The Cemetery Vote
Democrat Party loyalty is so strong, they keep voting even after they’re dead.
Vote garbage in; get garbage out.
My 2020 White Privilege Confession
I am privileged to be the only man on earth who can call the most wonderful woman on the planet my wife. (And I was labeled “white” at birth.)